We help you create an irresistible LinkedIn profile that
attracts dream job offers, lucrative opportuinities, and high-value clients.
learn WHy Your Linkedin profile is AN $100K/Year Asset
We roast profiles everywhere – no platform is safe
Your LinkedIn profile is your digital first impression. If your personal brand isn't getting you the attention you deserve, you're missing out on incredible opportunities. Let's transform your page into an irresistible magnet for your dream employers, and high-value clients.
In today's competitive landscape, your LinkedIn profile is often the first impression you make on potential clients, employers, and business partners. If your current profile isn't effectively showcasing your unique expertise, value proposition, and credibility, you may be missing out on the high-value opportunities you deserve. Our team will guide you in crafting a compelling LinkedIn presence that grabs attention and positions you as a top professional in your field.
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Confidently upload your link via our secure and confidential portal. Our state-of-the-art encryption technology protects you throughout the entire roasting process. Once you've uploaded your profile links, sit back and relax while we get to work.
Brace yourself for a thorough profile roasting. We meticulously analyze every aspect of your online presence, from your profile picture to your bio and beyond. We'll identify areas that need improvement and uncover hidden opportunities to make your profile sizzle.
Your 15-minute tailor-made video review is ready! We share a deep-dive video analysis of your profile, offering actionable insights to help you optimize it. You'll get the guidance you need to transform your profile into a powerful tool for success.
Take the invaluable insights and actionable recommendations from your personalized video review and put them into action. Implement strategic changes to your online presence, from crafting compelling content to selecting eye-catching visuals, and watch as your profile skyrockets to new heights.
Our expert team will review your profile, provide detailed and constructive feedback, and offer suggestions to improve your online presence. We'll help you highlight your unique qualities and create a profile that stands out. Email us at Chi@roastmyprofile.com
We offer profile roasting services for various platforms, including dating apps (Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, etc.), LinkedIn, Upwork, Google My Business, and personal websites or portfolios.
The roast video is always between 10 - 15 minutes in length. We go through a thorough process to ensure we miss nothing and leave nothing out that can help you achieve your desired objective.
Absolutely. We take your privacy seriously and will never share your personal information with third parties. All profile roasts are conducted with the utmost discretion and professionalism.
Yes! We have a gallery of before and after profile examples on our website. These showcase the transformative impact of our profile roasting services and provide inspiration for your own profile improvements.
We're committed to your satisfaction. If you're not completely happy with your profile roast, we'll work with you to address any concerns and make it right. We offer a satisfaction guarantee for all our services.
Yes, we also offer profile writing and optimization services. If you need help crafting compelling content or optimizing your profile for search engines, our team can assist you.
Get your profile roasted for just $147 (intro price for the first 25 clients)! Simply click the "Roast My Profile" button on the website, submit your profile link, and complete the payment. We'll provide a detailed feedback within 2-3 business days. We also offer done-for-you linkedin and dating profile creation as well as one-on-one coaching sessions.
Due to the personalized nature of Roast My Profile, once we begin working on your project, I cannot revoke access or issue a refund. Allowing refunds would unfortunately encourage abuse, as some clients may try to access our services with no intent to pay.
Integrity is extremely important to me. I never overstate or make unrealistic promises about what Roast My Profile can deliver. As a result, I've never had to issue refunds for disappointed clients.
If you understand and are genuinely interested in the Roast My Profile service after reviewing the information provided, you can expect outstanding results. However, this is a professional service requiring dedicated time and effort, so please ensure you're prepared to move forward.
If you're uncertain, have reservations about the process, or cannot afford Roast My Profile at this time, I recommend not purchasing it. Your understanding is appreciated.
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